An astronut.
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The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Deez Nutz
Because they work for peanuts
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Astronuts!
Because he couldn't handle his roast
He was a-roasted peanut.
Planters.
He was a"salted"
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Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
I'll be back in a jiffy
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Think about it.
Because it got R O A S T E D
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
They're willing to work peanuts!
Mr. Peanut
Wife: Please go wait in the car
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.
You don't, you pick it up.
Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
Pro-state cancer.
An account*ant*.
With zen diagrams!
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
He kept looking at his hoes.
You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )
Advanced methematics.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
He desperately needed Apu.
You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."
