An astronut.
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The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Deez Nutz
Because they work for peanuts
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Astronuts!
Because he couldn't handle his roast
He was a-roasted peanut.
Planters.
He was a"salted"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
I'll be back in a jiffy
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Think about it.
Because it got R O A S T E D
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
They're willing to work peanuts!
Mr. Peanut
Wife: Please go wait in the car
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
Second gear.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
The mainstream
Dr Whoover
4:04
cuz she couldn't find the door handle
He couldn't handle his lacquer
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Have a nice bite!
He's always HARD at work.
My chestnuts are roasting"
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.
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