Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

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What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ?

Argo down the shops ! Kn

Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn