Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

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Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ?

Argo down the shops ! Kn

Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn