Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

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Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law?

A small medium at large

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ?

Argo down the shops ! Kn