Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

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What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn

Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn