Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO