What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

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Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins