What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

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They cause too much brain damage.

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Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins