What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins