Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide