Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

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What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide