Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide