Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

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What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide