Because prisons don't have chimneys.
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Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Claus-trophobic.
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
He keeps a log
Claustrophobia!
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
He gets claustrophobic!
Black mail !
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
An umbrella!
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A cold.
It's in Decembrrrrr.
they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
Depends on the size of the pieces.
I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.
Looks like rein dear"
He sold his soul to Santa.
A seahorse !
A monster coming out of the closet
Black mail.
You would to if you had such a long walk home.
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
Kohl's.
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
