Because prisons don't have chimneys.
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Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Claus-trophobic.
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
He keeps a log
Claustrophobia!
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
He gets claustrophobic!
Black mail !
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
An umbrella!
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They just wing it.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
A log!
A small medium at-large!
He's not a tight end anymore )
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
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