Because prisons don't have chimneys.
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Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Claus-trophobic.
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
He keeps a log
Claustrophobia!
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
He gets claustrophobic!
Black mail !
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
An umbrella!
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Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P
BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors
A prison
Because we told them to.
You would to if you had such a long walk home.
Cancer.
A family.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
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Santa Ana
Stick? BARK!
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.