Chimney Jokes

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What do you call a group of white people?

A prison

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.