Because prisons don't have chimneys.
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Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Claus-trophobic.
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
He keeps a log
Claustrophobia!
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
He gets claustrophobic!
Black mail !
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
An umbrella!
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I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
Because he catches all the snitches!
25 years in prison
Because they Marry Christmas!
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"
To play the slop machine !
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
He suffered an elegiac reaction.
