Because prisons don't have chimneys.
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Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Claus-trophobic.
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
He keeps a log
Claustrophobia!
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
He gets claustrophobic!
Black mail !
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
An umbrella!
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T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
Christmas Adam
They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.
Well, you never know!
Cancer. :(
Art.
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
You guessed it: we're all white.
They mostly wrap.
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*
They log on
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