Because prisons don't have chimneys.
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Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Claus-trophobic.
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
He keeps a log
Claustrophobia!
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
He gets claustrophobic!
Black mail !
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
An umbrella!
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To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
a ham-stir
Auschwitz, 6 million stars.
With a broom & dustpan.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
Hot flashbacks
WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
I got a filling, woo-hoo!"
It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.
A little aubergenie
Intermittenly.
