What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie