What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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500 soles were lost.

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I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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I reply "Taxes."

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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I did not see that coming.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie