What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

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What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.