What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.