What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie