Casper Jokes

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.