What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.