How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.