How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude