She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"
To look more like their mom.
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
His significant udder.
When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
