How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "