What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.