What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for