What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.