What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.