What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.