What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast?

A pastafarian

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.