What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.