How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

What Does Reddit stand for?

Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it.

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Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.