How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!