How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.