What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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