What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends?

offensive A sandy hook survivor.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!