What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Where did they go?

Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.