What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

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How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his doughnut?

w' jammin it

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!