What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten