What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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Which animal is the faggiest?

A chim-PANSY

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK