What animal runs around happily with 5 ...

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten