What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

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What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."