What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.