5 Leg Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."