5 Leg Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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2 Foot Jokes More 2 Foot Jokes

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

Ann Jokes More Ann Jokes

Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ?

Ann-onymous !

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

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