5 Leg Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant