5 Leg Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ?

Ann-onymous !

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

5 Arm Jokes More 5 Arm Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.