5 Leg Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

5 Guy Jokes More 5 Guy Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Ann Jokes More Ann Jokes

Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ?

Ann-onymous !

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

2 Foot Jokes More 2 Foot Jokes

How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.