What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !