What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack