Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.