Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls