Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton