Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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He blew everything out of proportion!

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Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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He wanted to have webbed feet.

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He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton