Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee

What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

Basketball Court Jokes More Basketball Court Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton