Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.