Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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Peaking duck!

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Polly want a quacker!

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You've never heard of him.

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We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.