What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.