What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

Ram Stick Jokes More Ram Stick Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!