Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Siren Jokes More Siren Jokes

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Ram Stick Jokes More Ram Stick Jokes

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"