Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

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What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Far East Jokes More Far East Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i