Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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via sticky notes

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It's not hard.

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Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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We don't want any treble

What do you call a deaf quadriplegic?

Whatever you want

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What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

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What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.