Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Memory Loss Jokes More Memory Loss Jokes

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

Why don't black people like tylenol?

Because its white and it works.

Tungsten Jokes More Tungsten Jokes

What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Far East Jokes More Far East Jokes

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.