What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"