What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

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What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear