What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear