How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!