How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

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What do you call a slightly impolite canadian dust devil?

Da rude "eh" sandstorm

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.