Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

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What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled