Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

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What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets