Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets