Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Disable Jokes More Disable Jokes

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets