Try to disable sticky keys.
Stealing candy from a dead baby.
Kermits finger
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
Your fingers.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
They're all paws.
Because they use a strongly typed language.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
He tripped on acid
They all have tur-rets
All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled
