Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard?

Esc

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled