Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets