What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.