What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.