What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.