What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.

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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!