Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

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What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.