Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Previous Random Joke Next
People Jokes More People Jokes

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.