Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

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What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.