Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
They want to catch the last goal-post !
Too many Cheetahs.
In a God Dam House!
They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
oc Because he cantaloupe.
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
I can't even...
Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
