How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.