What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad