What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray