What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What is pickle bread before its baked?

Dill dough