What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..