What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.