What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

What is pickle bread before its baked?

Dill dough