Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Who often shoots in the wrong direction?

Clint Westwood