Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

How do you get a witch pregnant?

How do you get a witch pregnant?

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Wrong Direction Jokes More Wrong Direction Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Who often shoots in the wrong direction?

Clint Westwood