What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Handy Cap Jokes More Handy Cap Jokes

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.