What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Handy Cap Jokes More Handy Cap Jokes

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.