What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.