What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.