What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call an impotent lizard?

A reptile dysfunction