What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.