What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.