What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.