What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.