What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

God Jokes More God Jokes

What console does god use?

Praystation

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.