What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.