What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???