What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.