What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.