Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.