Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.