Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.