Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.