Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.