What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway