What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

What console does god use?

Praystation

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway