The Nintendo Wii-Tard
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they're playing on console.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
To render the buildings on the other side
Praystation
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D
It's the bot that counts.
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They both have problems finding x.
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
Your aim.
Pregnant
You get high.
Make the windshield full screen
Can I crash at your place
Aw man, that's a drag."
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
The runway
A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
5 minutes talk to wife.
