What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.