What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.