What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS