What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!