What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.