What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Who's there ?

Cliff ! Cliff who Cliff hanger !

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.