What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.