What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman