Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.