Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

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What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams