Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."