Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?

Bridge.