What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

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Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

Eel Jokes More Eel Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.