What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

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Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why can't an eel and an eagle team up?

Because it would be eel-eagle!

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.