What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Eel Jokes More Eel Jokes

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?

That's a moray.

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.