What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

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What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."