When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

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He was a snow call, snow show.

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I don't know, just some dude.

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By Spaghett-e-mail!

What do you call a homeless Italian man?

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Brushing your teeth!

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice