When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

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What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

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He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!