A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
One stood for something
A $100 bill.
See you next month!
His treasures.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
Harambre
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
Bacon.
Ex-stinky
It swept with his girlfriend :P
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
Halfghanistan.
When her mustache is on fire!