A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.
Abort - Bort - Bort!
He went back to square one....
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
Nothing, she just made gagging noises
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.
Cat Farts...
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
He was trying to heel them.
Owch! it hertz
Clearly short handed.
A midget at a urinal.
When her mustache is on fire!
