Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Heel Jokes More Heel Jokes

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.