Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Heel Jokes More Heel Jokes

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.