Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.