Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.