Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

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Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.