Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What kind of patients?

All of them"

Heel Jokes More Heel Jokes

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.