How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming