How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb?

This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.