How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron