What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

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What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard