What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

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What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny."

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.