What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer