Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Bulge Jokes More Bulge Jokes

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.