Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

Who always wins at musical chairs?

Rosa Parks

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.