Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What do you call Mexican stoners?

Baked beans

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

2 Truck Jokes More 2 Truck Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks