Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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Human Beans.

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Illegal aliens. LOL

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They only had 2 cars.

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Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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they only had 2 trucks