Because they lasted a minute in battle
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So they can see the battle.
The Battle of the Bulge.
Wat-heirlooms.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings
They had baron.
You're about to meet da-feet!
Pun-fu fighting
Weasley twins are 50% off
Don't do it, it's Siouxicide
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I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
Because they kept retweeting.
Giant Fish Tanks.
xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.
They only had 2 trucks
Napoleon Blownaparte
Steer Wars.
The kernal! Bahahahaha
Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
ATTACH!
The Battle of Gaine's Mill
So they can watch the battle
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
Because I said so.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Not Egyptian Air
In denial.
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
A mat'o'gore.
I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through
They went outside and exchanged blows.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
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Go for the juggler.
Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.
